Well, I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is that church this weekend is going to be awesome. I feel confident on this matter. We are starting a new series and Pastor Todd is teaching this weekend, we have an awesome new stage design, we are going to be doing a new song this weekend that I am very excited about... because I wrote it. Not to pat myself on the back or anything. (Pat, pat, pat). But seriously, it's going to be a fun weekend.
The bad news is that Sunday is time change day. And not the good one, either. This is the one where you actually lose an hour, which, in my humble opinion, sucks. I mean, you go to bed at 11, but you're really going to bed at midnight. Not fun.
No pity parties, though. Wake up and come to church! You won't regret it, and that is a money back guarantee... for a completely free service. So, I won't actually give you money if you're not satisfied with your decision to come. I'll probably just give you a high five or something and tell you that you're right.
So don't forget.
Time change Sunday!!!
